Below you will find the 2009 New York Mets roster...on the DL. Almost every starting player in each position is out due to hamstring pulls, bad hips, bum shoulders, pulled pinkies, inverted penises and bruised ovaries. One guy is now disabled because he slipped on a mitt on the step of the dugout...while trying to avoid slipping on a mitt on the step of the dugout. See? High-freaking-larious.
Perhaps the NY Mets DL roster should be put to work - Monty Python style...
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