Monday, September 24, 2012
Hey, Did you Watch The Emmys Last Night?
You did? Wasn't it great? Wasn't it boring? Modern Family? Blah blah blah... Homeland? Blah blah blah?
Didn't that dress look pretty on her? Didn't that dress make her look like a whore in a trash bag?
How about those mini-series?
And Tina Fey! Hey, girl.
How about you, Julia Louis Dreyfus winning that thing?
Red carpet. 360 Degree Dress-cam, Shoe-cam, Mani-cam. Ryan Seacrest.
Jimmy Kimmel, I like you but why aren't you Jimmy Fallon?
Amy Poehler was robbed. Giancarlo Esposito would have been really robbed if he hadn't lost out to the amazing Aaron Paul.
Modern Family. Wow. Look at you.
Homeland, your leading actress has some long lashes. You leading actor gives me the creeps.
Steve Carell was no where near this and was still robbed.
I will never eat birthday cake again, thanks to Lena Dunham.
Stop looking so smug, Modern Family.
Homeland, you give me hives. Too overwrought. Too much of a subject I don't enjoy.
Jon Stewart, give that award to Colbert. He deserves it.
Jon Cryer? JON CRYER? #LOSING
There's my lackluster review on a lackluster Emmy Awards.
So here's something really awesome and unrelated.
I'm not sure if this show is going to last, but if anything positive comes out of NBC's Animal Practice, it's Betsy Sodaro as Rhonda Price Lieberstein, Crystal the Monkey's new agent.