ex and the City movie moment of meeting on the Brooklyn Bridge goes awry when she mistakenly hits on another kid thinking it's her new hunk, only for her U.N. boyfriend to see her faux pas. It's a shame she can't hide. When you can't tell her date apart from a six year old, you're done. He would have been a kick ass boyfriend too - albeit a highly sensitive and serious one. Looks like Liz will die alone.
Jack is going to do it alone, thank you very much. Now excuse him as he readies for a date with a brittle blonde Fox New Anchor.Mother Donaghy is still the thorn on the side of her son. She's living in chez Jackie's fancy apartment in New York while her hips heal. We don't see the marvelous Elaine Stritch, but we hear her, shouting off camera to be dried off in the tub. Fed up with wrath of Mother Colleen, and mortified by watching her walk around in depression era underwear, he hires an elder nurse named Elisa (Selma Hayek)...
...who is hotsy totsy under her scrubs.
She eases the pain of elder care by diverting Mother's attentions off Jack and onto sleep and more sleep so he can go find a life. But Jack wings it alone, spending wasteful nights in high class restaurants on dates with vapid Fox News blonds who eat boiled water and bones for dinner. That's no way to live, Jackie boy. When Jack finds a lump in a very delicate place, examined by Elisa, the cold steely Republican stoisim is shook.
It takes a visit to Elisa's loving family gathering, where he is welcomed with a baby and food respectively, plus a gander at some major nursy boobage, and her sane wisdom on how one should not go through life alone, to realize he's in love. She reciprocates. Jack's lump is benign. He'll live, but one day, he won't die alone.
Meanwhile Jenna is vying to star in a biopic on Janis Joplin, only to mistake the production for something not real.
Terrific show, as always. Liz continues her quest for love and a baby, only to be so socially inept that she fails. We continue to root for her. My hope is that the upcoming storyline with Jon Hamm as her gorgeous neighbor doctor will bring some joy to Liz Lemon. The sadness is - Hamm won't be a regular, so I fear a possible relationship will either be averted or short lived. It keeps her the nerdy librarian lady we all know and love.
And oh how I love to see Selma Hayek as Jack's new love! Here's hoping this is "the one" for Jackie-kins. Elisa puts Mother Donaghy in her place, so they'll be no ire from her, plus she's hot, she's smart, and I think Jack has met his potential trophy wife match.
NBC's Two Minute Flashback (with some good stuff missing from the episode):
30 Rock airs Thursdays on NBC at 9:30pm ET/8:30pm CT
Next week's episode: Flu Shot